H2, B4, S6
Food you can feel…

Welcome to Retraunt, your Earth outside of Earth. Here we serve meals you can see, smell, touch and taste. All our dishes are arranged by hand, intended to be eaten according to traditional methods.

113 grams of corn-fed beef, topped with emulsifier-enriched American cheese and room-warmed iceberg lettuce, served on a moist whole white bun.

Cage-raised eggs, brine-cured bacon and shredded potato, fried in soybean oil and served with a tomato-based table sauce.

Bloodless, blade-killed lamb, served with raw cabbage dressed in a corn oil and egg yolk emulsion and wrapped in a moist flatbread.

Skimmed milk and soft-scoop ice cream. Served in vanilla, chocolate, mint, strawberry and protax.

In the rare event of intestinal discomfort, diners are encouraged to seek medical attention.

A servicing charge will be added to your bill.

Please enjoy your meal.

About bsixsmith

I am a writer of stories and poems - published by Every Day Fiction, The London Journal of Fiction, 365 Tomorrows and Det Poetiske Bureau - and a columnist for Quillette, Areo and Bombs & Dollars.
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