An Election Post-Mortem…

Solipsistically I feel compelled to ask myself what I got right and wrong about the election. I was mostly wrong. At first, of course, I thought Corbyn was bound to lose and that the only questioned that remained was the scale of his defeat. The idea that the youth vote could swing it for him, I insisted, was downright comical. As the campaign progressed, my doubts flowered. I said that the Conservatives were “in disarray; as strong and stable as a bloated drunk”; that Corbyn had “measurably improved as a politician”; that I thought the youth vote would rise significantly and that the result was “very much in question”. Still, I predicted that the Conservatives would win a majority, just as I had predicted that Leave lose and just as I had predicted that Clinton would triumph. It had to happen didn’t it? It had to. Well, it didn’t.

Granted, Corbyn did lose. The Conservatives won. But if a football team was 4-0 up at half time and somehow managed to scrape a 4-3 win against their younger, hungrier opponents (in which half their players fell out with each other and their captain all but refused to take the field) is that a win? Technically, perhaps, but trivially.

The Conservatives were pathetic. They articulated no inspiring vision for the future but rambled incoherently on about Brexit. They avoided questions more than they answered them. They attacked Corbyn with shrill, slapdash abandon rather than efficient, measured ruthlessness, which made seem him more sympathetic to disaffected youngsters who liked the idea of free tuition and had no memories of the IRA. Some, like the ever ubiquitous Nigel Farage, argue that May was not enthusiastic enough about Brexit but this is where I sympathise with the Prime Minister. No one is sure about the consequences of the damn thing. Enthusiasm is for the most optimistic ideologues and even if one such ideologue did have popular appeal – which is dubious enough now the dust has settled – it would backfire on them if the economy took a hit. Brexit has reduced the right to monomania, even when, quite apart from the troubles that it causes, it does little or nothing to solve problems of housing, education, social care, jihadism and non-EU immigration. Those are the problems the Conservatives should have been tackling. Those are the problems that the public most want solves. As it is, May’s only policy that will be remembered is the “dementia tax”, while her worthless soundbites – “Brexit means Brexit”, “strong and stable” – will pop up, perhaps, on some future TV trivia show.

What a time. Brexit won. Trump won. Corbyn could have won. The most unsurprising election was that of France, where Macron’s neoliberal managerialism prevailed over Le Pen and Melenchon, but even then the dude was a political outsider leading a party he had fashioned for himself. Common wisdom has proved to be more common than wise and thousands of politicians, journalists and operatives from the supposed “centre” of politics have had their bland assumptions violently discredited.

What comes now? Right wing populism, as in the Trump campaign? Left wing populism, as per Corbynism? Desperate attempts by our managerial elites to cling onto whatever positions they have left? Well, all this and more, my friends. The future is one of division, conflict and desperation.

And uncertainty, of course. We should all be uncertain. We should treasure what we have, while, unlike Ms Clinton and Ms May, preparing to respond to new, dangerous phenomena. That, at least, is what makes me a conservative – though not, clearly, a Conservative.

About bsixsmith

I am a writer of stories and poems - published by Every Day Fiction, The London Journal of Fiction, 365 Tomorrows and Det Poetiske Bureau - and a columnist for Quillette, Areo and Bombs & Dollars.
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5 Responses to An Election Post-Mortem…

  1. Simon says:

    Then there’s how May’s coalition partners will be… not the Lib Dems or even the UKIP, but the Ulster loyalists in the Democratic Unionist Party? Who never have held this kind of nationwide important influence? I suspect the DUP will very quickly find themselves being way over their heads.

    To say nothing of what this will mean for Northern Ireland itself – Sinn Féin have already called the Tories’ alliance with the DUP a breach of the Good Friday Agreement because it represents Westminster picking a side in the conflict.


    • bsixsmith says:

      Labour would like to ally with Sinn Fein and the Conservatives would like to ally with the DUP and both will insult each other with equal ferocity!


      • Simon says:

        It’s rather disappointing that Brexit seems to have utterly paralyzed the Liberal Democrats,. I hoped they’d get into a governing coalition again to talk some pragmatism into either Labour or the Tories and get either Corbyn or May to back down from their more radical proposals: In particular getting a softer Brexit than planned.

        Again I’m saying this as an outsider, and even though I’ve been pretty critical of the EU as a project the Actually Existing Leave Campaign has largely been ran by the absolutely last people who should be in charge of important political decisions so I’ve been constantly worried about Britain’s future ever since the referendum results came in as all but one or two of the Britons I’m in contact with online have.

        Of course, if the EU ends up collapsing like the USSR did it might end up doing the UK better in the long run that they pulled out first but that’s pretty far in the future at this point.


      • bsixsmith says:

        If it is any consolation, the Conservatives have been recalling ministers (like Damian Green) who are liable to be open to a softer Brexit.

        The Lib Dems were just too weak. Even a glimpse at Tim Farron’s face, mean as it is to say, demonstrated this.


  2. Corbyn says he’s sure ehe can put together a government within days so we’ll see.


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